
I always thought dogs hate vacuum cleaners because the noise hurts their ears. Wrong! Dogs have senses beyond any humans have ever had. They inherently sense the true evil of these demonic machines. I should have listened to Rocky and Lady Jane when they tried to warn me.
Yesterday I decided to spring clean our fireplace. This involves using the shop vac to remove all the remaining soot and such. Then I use a scrub brush and 409 and finish up by placing a flower arrangement where the logs reside in winter. Sounds like a great plan, doesn't it?
Well! The filter slipped while I was diligently cleaning. The fireplace was spotless but, when I turned around, the entire dining room was full of soot and floating debris. Apparently while I was vacuuming, the ding blasted machine was shooting everything out the other end. It was like a foggy morning over the mountains but without any redeeming beauty. Needless-to-say, I now have some major spring cleaning to do, including, but not limited to, washing and ironing the curtains, washing the windows and walls and more deeply appreciating the wisdom of my dogs.
(George, no snarky comments about wood burning fireplaces!).